he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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