p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize