its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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