The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Randomize
