So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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