I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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