so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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