I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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