He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
