she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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