Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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