Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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