I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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