yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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