For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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