no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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