spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
