I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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