Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
