But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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