so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Princesses don't give blow jobs
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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