If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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