seriously i just wanna be friends
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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