And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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