Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
