I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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