Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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