Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It was confusing and full of hummus
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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