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(601): View more from Mississippi

"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.

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(701): View more from North Dakota

She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later

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(212): View more from New York

Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.

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(708): View more from Illinois

It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)

(1-803): View more from South Carolina

Did you watch the carolina game tonight?

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(775): View more from Nevada

I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.

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(317): View more from Indiana

The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum

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