JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
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