I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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