Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize
