nut hugger
There was a lot of him and a little penis
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
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