No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
there was a trapeze. enough said
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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