I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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