Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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