no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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