So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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