i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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