Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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