She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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