That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Randomize
