My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she peed on how many people?
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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