So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
