I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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