i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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