What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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