wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
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