He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He shit in the fireplace
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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