today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
