did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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