So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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