shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Do plants get herpes?
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