we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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