I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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