I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
