is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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