I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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